Write about something minor that turned into a big deal.
In the words of Lucy Van Pelt, when do the good things start?
I feel like I am grasping at straws with every journal entry. Something minor that turned into a big deal?
Okay. I got one.
Hope it’s not too real for you.
Let’s go back a decade or so.Right around the new millennium. Y2K didn’t turn out as bad as predicted, and the computers are still on and a lot of people have a lot of emergency rations to eat and a lot of generators to store or sell.
It’s a Tuesday – my day to put together The Tuttle Times in Chickasha. All week I write stories and take pictures, and I put it all together on the one day. Until the week before this, I did The Minco Minstrel on Wednesdays, but the publisher has decided to stop publication on that one, to my horror. So this week is a little different; I usually would be back in Chickasha the next day, but not this one. Never again.
So I put together the newspaper. It’s nice. Nothing to write home about, but a decent paper nonetheless. I am looking forward to getting home, since I am 35 weeks pregnant and a little tired.
I finish the last page, then go and check to make sure everything printed out okay. I wait for composing to wax the ads and stick them in place. I don’t wait for it to print today; I want to go home.
So I do. I go home and check the fridge. There is a half a cherry pie in there. I cut a slice and put it in the microwave for 30 seconds. So far so good. With half a minute to kill, I head to the bathroom.
We’ll keep this as delicate as possible. While there, I…strained for a moment, and then felt a strange pop. Odd. Then I started peeing. And it didn’t stop.
Great, I thought. Way to go. You’ve rendered yourself incontinent. Yes, I actually thought that, in those words. I am a nerdy verbalist even when having conversations with myself.
Finally I decided to just grab a maxi pad and let that handle any urine leakage I had going on. I got up, went to the kitchen, and got the pie out of the microwave. It was good – a little chewy in parts of the filling, because it wasn’t covered up in the refrigerator, but it was tasty anyway.
About midway through the piece of pie, I thought I’d go check on the status of my pants.
I went back to the bathroom, sat down, and checked my undies.
The maxi pad had taken on a slightly pinkish hue.
Hmm. Wasn’t expecting that.
It didn’t look like a big gusher of blood or anything…just that slightly pinkish hue.
I changed the pad.
I went and got my copy of What to Expect When You’re Expecting. The book explained that if you experience Premature Rupture of Membranes, or PROM, the doctor will generally wait and see if you go into labor naturally within a few days.
I ate some more of my piece of cherry pie and waited for Ben to come home. He was late. I called the office but he wasn’t there.
The book recommended calling my doctor, so I did. The answering service picked up. It was a young man. He was astonished when I told him I thought my water broke. He got very nervous and said he’d tell the doctor right away. He told me I was the first patient he had ever talked to who might be in labor. He was sort of freaking out.
I, on the other hand, felt calm and cool. I held the phone in one hand, the pie plate in another. I licked the fork and told him I was sure everything would be fine.
After all, What to Expect When You’re Expecting told me so.
I called my mother, and my sisters. I told them that my book said the doctor would probably wait a few days, so there was no worry.
Ben came home. Still feeling calm and cool, I told him the same thing.
I’m sure by now you know where this is going.
Yeah. What to Expect When You’re Expecting lied.
Dr. Perry called and told me to go to the hospital. I did. The nurses started prepping me for labor. I was surprised. Did this mean I was actually going to have the baby now? The nurses felt this was very funny. Of course I was going to have the baby now. What did I think was going to happen?
This was a big deal. This was a biggest deal of all. I was five weeks early. We had not even bought a mattress for the crib. We hadn’t bought a lot of stuff. I still had five weeks to go! I wasn’t ready yet!
But ready or not, she came. Lenora was born a little before 5:30 a.m. It was a very big deal, if I do say so myself.
I expected a few more days of prep, at least. She came less than 12 hours after I got home from work.
I can’t imagine anything as minor as that little pop turning out to be such a big deal as that beautiful baby girl.